alt-j:

randombreakfasts:

Iron Man.        

how the fuck

bombasticlanguage:

mybutthurts:

I am unicorn.

How fucking majestic! <3 

(via manda-the-stars-shine-bright)

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive, via orgasm)

queermutant:

The best comment I’ve seen all day

(via titlelesstongue)

nudityandnerdery:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but my prophet got angry at his people and smashed them to the ground.

So now I just use human sacrifices to remind them.

(via petitedeath)

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

(via petitedeath)

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phuckinghippie:

I THINK I JUST DIED OMG THIS IS SO CUTE OK 

(Source: insertcreativeandwittyusername, via anywigwilldo)

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via absoiution)

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

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neverending-fairytale:

neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

WOWWWW all those notes!! for people asking who the designer is, it’s Thierry Mugler. I wrote it in the tags but I guess it disappeared.

aw man i thought i was going to go to nyc in the near future

i just want to go to laduree man

(Source: audreyisfab, via orgasm)

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

(via orgasm)