today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
aw man i thought i was going to go to nyc in the near future
i just want to go to laduree man